Humour Supplement #1

We all need humour in our lives. Or else things will be bleak, dull and grey. So crack and appreciate a joke every once in a while. With the cliche saying, "A laugh a day keeps the blues away!". So enjoy your daily supplements of jokes. Here are some words of wisdom from kids!

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Good Advice From Kids



"Never trust a dog to watch your food." -Patrick, age 10



"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer." -Hannah, age 9



Never tell your Mom her diet's not working." -Michael, age 14



"Stay away from prunes." -Randy, age 9



"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." -Emily, age 10



"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair." -Taylia, age 11



"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment." -Traci, age 14



"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac." - Andrew, age 9